Hi there. Quick introduction: Matthias. College student. United States of white ancestry. Male genderfierce. My pronouns are he/him/his or it/its. Gayer than gay. This blog is an assortment of tidbits, musings, social justice, nerdery, and just about any sort of nonsense you could fathom.
(También hablo español)
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
So I presented him with this scenario:
someone cut you off in traffic while your friend in the passenger seat keeps slapping you across the face while a mosquito buzzes in the car while the gas light goes off while you find a piece of gum stuck to your pant leg while your phone keeps blaring a loud screeching noise while you have an itch in your side while the air conditioning isn’t working while it’s 99 degrees outside and 106 inside your car while your coffee just spilled on you while you’re getting audited by the IRS while your boyfriend just cheated on you with one of your exes while you can’t change the radio and they’ve been playing the same shitty song over and over again (Dark Horse by Katy Perry) and someone keyed your car that morning and your yogurt went bad so you had to eat some fucking year-old granola bar and you just found out you have crabs
it didn’t work
I don’t think he can rage
HOLY SHIT I just remembered a dream that I had where I thought I was in a thrift shop but then there was writing on the wall that was like “do you have what it takes to be a scene kid” and I was like the fuck is this then I think I woke up